I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its finest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

Go to Heirway

A phrase used by those who go to a run-down, dilapidated place.

Man: My work office sucks! It's like I go to Heirway.
Man 2: Heirway? It can't be that bad
Man: Trust me, it's horrible.

by ally-oop19 April 2, 2025

Going to prom on your own

When you go to prom on your own in a Lamborghini to gain aura instead of going with your friends

sorry I cant go to prom with you as I'm (going to prom on your own) going on my own. I will have so much aura!

by JACKYWAKY July 9, 2025

go bend

to bend over
try and mainly use it on boys to tell them to bend over

jayden: smd cj

cj: go bend jayden

by thecarameldrop March 5, 2025

Got a bit going on

When shit in your life goes the wrong way

Yeah bull Dave's had 5 guys leave in the last week he's got a bit going on

by Big Bad Belly August 4, 2022

Going nuts

When a man cums like crazy.

Hobo 1: Bro look at that bitch. I am going nuts.

Hobo 2: Creep

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! February 4, 2023

go-to movie

A movie that you can always put on and watch over and over again, sometimes related to certain situations like smoking weed and being stoned

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle is one of my go-to movies when stoned

by Big J321 June 10, 2020