Throw a baby at her face

An expression used when someone says or does something entirely stupid. The expression is related to someone having unprotected sex at a young age and getting knocked-up. Yeah, probably one of the stupidest things you could do. Getting knocked-up leads to babies, and so when someone says/does something really dumb, throw a baby at their face because if they want to do something that stupid, they'll probably end up doing even more stupid things like... oh, getting themselves pregnant. Just, don't really throw a baby at their face, it might harm the infant.

The "her" can be interchangeable to "his" or "their"

Girl 1: Nazis are Jews.
Girl 2: ... You're kidding me.
Girl 1: Aren't Nazis Jews?!
Girl 3: Just throw a baby at her face.

by a living spoon March 20, 2010

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Baby's mouth

When you're having a mmf threesome go to the girl's mouth while she's moaning and move your penis up and down and she'll make a sound similar when you move your finger against a baby's mouth

Dude 1: Dude, my girlfriend hates you now because of the threesome earlier? What the fuck did you do?
Dude 2: i only did the Baby's Mouth on her, whatt ge fuck is she mad about?

by ToxicGoo December 29, 2020

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