Fart bags are men who like to fart around other people. Farting and being a slob makes them feel manly. Other peculiar traits about fart bags: the majority of them are blue collar workers as you never find them in an office setting. They usually talk in a course sounding voice like they have a sore throat and they often talk about negative stuff. They have little to no morals. They often brag about things such as theft, time behind bars and getting into fights. They curse more than necessary. Every other word out of their mouth is “fuck”. Fart bags have a ripple effect on the environment and cause everyone around them to be in a bad mood. They brag about how much pussy they get but in reality they get little to none. If they get laid once a year they'll inflate that number and brag how they get laid all the time simply because they go to titty bars and look at porn a lot. They need Viagra to get it up. They bash anyone who isn't 100% straight. Also they like to make fun of anyone who they perceive as “weird” since fart bags are mundane dullards. Fart bags have a low intelligence and don't read any books. Fart bags wear shit stained underwear as they don't know how wipe their ass. Fart bags enjoy smelling other people's farts, since they're always farting around others, they're inviting others to fart around them.
by Bill Beef July 1, 2025
Get the Fart bagmug. A scumfuck bag is an intelligent person born to
fool someone. This person act also like a douchbag because of is big egos. I like himself too much, too much confident until someone kick him with a baseball bat and kick him out of your party's house.
fool someone. This person act also like a douchbag because of is big egos. I like himself too much, too much confident until someone kick him with a baseball bat and kick him out of your party's house.
Have you see this scumfuck bag who stole my steak on the BBQ. Also where is Sophia ? Ho he's there in the pool trying to frenchkissing your bae. Let's kick him out of my place
by Kingcreole87 February 16, 2018
Get the scumfuck bagmug. someone with lots of tattoos, to the point they look like a chipotle bag (which has lots of words and doodles on it)
by gayratz April 7, 2024
Get the chipotle bagmug. by A whole bundle o' gay June 15, 2018
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Get the Fag bagmug. Being, ones deep, burning, devoted loyalty which will immeadiatley follow the holder the sacred ounce bag/s of methanphetamine, disregarding any prior opinions, personal convictions, beliefs, actions or stances on the current holder of the bag. More so, it is important to note that when one is 'loyal to the bag' ones loyalty does not lie with the holder of the bag, however does lie with the deep rooted need and desire for the shard its self.
Loyalty to said Gear, Ice, Meth, Shard, Puff can encompass many aspects and scenarios of a fiends daily life and accompanying their habitual activities, and general need for the speed, the access of meth till death, becuase ice is nice, one will only smoke the shard, hard with no fear for the gear.
Loyalty to said Gear, Ice, Meth, Shard, Puff can encompass many aspects and scenarios of a fiends daily life and accompanying their habitual activities, and general need for the speed, the access of meth till death, becuase ice is nice, one will only smoke the shard, hard with no fear for the gear.
(ex. 1)
Person 1: yer, nar, Tam has been my old mate for years, never really had a problem with her, shes been sorting me out since we lived in Skitch Street.. Sorta feel sorry for her that she got run thru and apparently 4oz of top quality shard got taken by those 'crazy cunts' driving around like dickeheads shooting at peoples houses.
Person 2: Yea, same, Tam is a good chick aye, she even helped me pay for my kids school books this year, and paid for some of my mothers funeral which we couldnt afford, she has never ripped me off. Dont tell her, but fuckkkk mannn she had some decent gear aye, we just brought some of that gear off the 'crazy cunts' and its pretty good, they only charged a little more than Tam usually charged us.
Person 1: Fuck bro you are loyal to the bag.
(ex. 2)
Person 1: Leave my house please Les, I am finally sick of the last 20 years of this domestic violence, Police, please, take this violent animal away, i never want to see him again.
Person 2: *reaches into sock pocket, pulls out 1/10th of a gram of meth*
Person 1: Oh i am so sorry baby i did not know what came over me i must have had a silly moment i love you so much can we pls go inside and have a blaze xo
Person 1: yer, nar, Tam has been my old mate for years, never really had a problem with her, shes been sorting me out since we lived in Skitch Street.. Sorta feel sorry for her that she got run thru and apparently 4oz of top quality shard got taken by those 'crazy cunts' driving around like dickeheads shooting at peoples houses.
Person 2: Yea, same, Tam is a good chick aye, she even helped me pay for my kids school books this year, and paid for some of my mothers funeral which we couldnt afford, she has never ripped me off. Dont tell her, but fuckkkk mannn she had some decent gear aye, we just brought some of that gear off the 'crazy cunts' and its pretty good, they only charged a little more than Tam usually charged us.
Person 1: Fuck bro you are loyal to the bag.
(ex. 2)
Person 1: Leave my house please Les, I am finally sick of the last 20 years of this domestic violence, Police, please, take this violent animal away, i never want to see him again.
Person 2: *reaches into sock pocket, pulls out 1/10th of a gram of meth*
Person 1: Oh i am so sorry baby i did not know what came over me i must have had a silly moment i love you so much can we pls go inside and have a blaze xo
by bigwillyp May 9, 2024
Get the loyal to the bagmug.