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National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13
“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!
“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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National yolo day

April 23rd National snapchat Yolo day. Yolo anonymously by sending messages through a snapchat third party app
Hey it's national Yolo day,everyone do a yolo
by Likedlive April 15, 2020
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National day of saying no

16 April-the day when you can say No to any requests from any person
I wanna say No ,I am gonna say no to you ,I said no ,today is national day of saying no
by Kasperindahouse April 16, 2020
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National linking day

Today, May 6th is the national day of linking with your friends or family. Be sure to honor this special day by linking with the G’s
Kyle: “Shalom my guys. When are we gonna link G?”

Me: “May 6th is national linking day. Lets link then”
by Dequavis Jackson III April 16, 2020
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National nudes day

17th of april is the day where eveyone is allowed to ask anyone for nudes, this is to honor the possibility of online sex!

If one shall send nudes to thou other whom has asked, then thy nudes and thus person whom has sent them shall be worthy of whatever wish he or she has in mind.
”Hey, wanna send nudes since it’s national nudes day?”

*responds with nudes*

*wish has been granted*
by Babyllamadontneednodrama April 16, 2020
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all days is national horny day

National horny day is always. Anyone can ask anyone for any sexual content (nudes) and/or actions
Have fun and don’t chocke
*all days is national horny day*
shut up
give me those beauty pics
cuz its national day and idk how to write here
wish i was by your side
Okey bye
by lemon_gurl_bby April 16, 2020
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