Bang Bag

A murderer, rapist, or burglar's bag of tools necessary for their occupation. Such bag and duplicates being strategically placed within their current hunting ground(s).

Haviair thirstly acquired his BANG BAG from an old abandoned Fiero off the main highway. As he grips it hungerly in his lap, he victoriously swipes the end of the cold blade with his thumb... knowing another victim will autograph his now senoir BANG BAG his father had left him...

by Cashpuller420 September 25, 2021

spawn bag

A pregnant woman that is carrying your baby.

Jimmy can't go to the party tonight because he has plans to stay at home with his spawn bag and watch batchlorette on TV.

by JoeyBomm September 25, 2021

Show Bagging

When you bulk out a present with a whole lot of crap to make it look more significant

Did you see the bag of useless shit that Tina got from Steve? He was show bagging the crap out of her present

by Mezanene September 25, 2021

In your bag

He bagged a bad bitch. ( he’s w a bad bitch)

Damnnn boy you in your bag

by Yourdad235789 September 26, 2021

wonder bread bag

In jail, men use wonder bread bags as condoms.

Low testosterone wonder bread bag bitch

by Flishiboi September 27, 2021

I have drugs in my bag!

When you Dad goes on a trip to China and thinks it’s a good idea to tell every authority that he has drugs in his bag.

Airline customs official minding his own business: “Ni Hao.”
My dad: “I have drugs in my bag!”

by Andos Hastos September 30, 2021

bag shame

to shame someone or frown at someone for not bringing their own bag for shopping.

I felt like I was being bag shamed when I didn't bring my own bag to Whole Foods.

by Pvilla July 12, 2021