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cunt cake

Cunt cake: when the weather is hot out and a womens yeast infection is baking. Looking like a cake by the end of the day.
I took home that slut from the bar last night and she had a cunt cake the size of a footballl.
by chives66441 June 11, 2021
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Fuckin cunt bitch

Omg ksi is gonna bang that jake paul his is a fuckin cunt bitch
by Charlie benn April 7, 2020
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mangled cunt

When someone does something fucked up or fucken sick

Usually said by @BenSlade @TravisHyslop or @AlexDodd
Did Nate milk his hurt arm?

Fucken oath

What a mangled cunt
by Fucken oath the boys May 18, 2017
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Cunt

He's taking you for a cunt
by Knickers44 March 15, 2018
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Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”
“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”
by GagsMan December 30, 2018
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Cunt strafing

This word/move can be done only around 2:00 am in the bedroom when you are about to have sexual intercourse. This is simply done by first dry humping your significant others vagina, then making a swift move to get behind her and start rubbing her anatomy with a lubricant, lastly you slide your body down on your girl and proceed to have oral sex as she will do the same.
dude 1: Im so tired

dude 2: why is that?
dude 1: I was cunt strafing my wife so hard that we stayed up until 5am

dude 2: damn bro

dude 2: *takes off pants*
dude 1: damn bro nice cock
dude 2: i know, it tastes good maybe you should try it out

dude 1: ok
dude 1: *sucks the shit out that niggas meat staight up, it simply cannot go back to normal anymore*
dude 2: ayy you good with yo mouth but a nigga just came in yourmouth so you gay now
dude 1: hOLY FUCKING SHIT
by cunt strafer January 7, 2019
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A Cunting

There is a a Cunting in the bar wanting to see the manager.
by DManCometh December 13, 2020
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