head-shot

Shooting someone in the head of their penis

shotting some's penis head - head-shot

by b1gd1ckm0n October 26, 2009

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Head bone

Literally a bone that sticks out of your head. similiar to a unicorn horn. It is detachable and was very stylish in the 80's. They are starting to come back into style and prebubescent girls are searching their attics and thrift stores to get there own.

That is one rad head bone kori!

by Briniiiiiiiii November 26, 2009

head ninja

When a girl starts an argument and some how turns it around to be your fault regardless and then you begin to think it was your fault all along.

I totally pulled a head ninja on mark the other day over the $9000 Gucci bill. I told him if he stayed home with me more I wouldnt spend as much money, so then he started crying and apologizing for not being around as much.

by QueenHeadNinja December 3, 2009

Scraggy Head

The term often refers to someone with knotted and tangled hair but can be used to describe the unsanitary nature of their entire anatomy.

The woman down the street was a scraggy head.

by krazyjakee February 18, 2011

Smack-head meal

An incredibly simple and easy to prepare meal. Usually consists of oven fried chips (curly ones may be a step up) and a processed chicken fillet breast (25 mins on Gas mark 6)

"Whats that you're eating there James"?
"Just curly fries and a processed chicken fillet"
"Oh right, a Smack-head meal"?
"yer"

by Rob1412 March 30, 2011

Bald Head Scoot

A person who gets on your nerves or usually associated with common slang.

man i can't stand that girl thats why she is a bald head scoot.

by Cheeko23 April 7, 2011