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cunt it

verb: (Scotland) to fall over, landing on either your ass or your face, in a way that is embarrassing for whoever cunts it, but hilarious to those watching.
He’s gonnae step oot that car and properly cunt it. Guaranteed.
by ptolémaïque January 28, 2022
mugGet the cunt itmug.

Caro Cunt

A person who plays the Caro Kann in chess and loses in less than 15 moves
Bro got checkmated in 13 moves while playing the Caro Kann. Such a Caro Cunt lol
by Beniu1305 May 11, 2023
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Fat cunt

A fat cunt is someone oversized and someone who lovesssss eating!
Dayle is a fat cunt, Dayle you have 11 chins you fat cunt.
by Another fat cunt November 30, 2019
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Cunt Plow

When one person drops a cigar, cigarette, blunt or joint signifying its finished and someone else picks it up and continues smoking it.
"Mike dropped his cigarette and Cody picked it and totally cunt plowed"
by Paix. December 13, 2008
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Cunt-thug-dracular

a thug who wants to take away your dignity, but can't see how pointless and miserable their life is. their happiness is weed.
my neighborhood is full of cunt-thug-dracular's.
by dinosaurqueen January 18, 2016
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Cunt-Ass

The location on a female's body, between the cunt and the ass.
Also used as an insult, usually describing cowardness.
It can also be used to express frustration.
Example 1:
Rufus: How do you do this math equation.
Jonathan: You first factorize, then you...
Rufus: CUNT-ASS!

Example 2:
Ian: You piece of shit come fight me.
Jaden: No.
Ian: So you're a cunt-ass now huh?

Example 3:
Doctor: I have gotten your test results.
Women: How am I doing.
Doctor: I am sorry to report, but you seem to have cunt-ass cancer.
Women: CUNT-ASS!
by toddrwod July 21, 2021
mugGet the Cunt-Assmug.

College Cunt

A word to describe when a woman goes to college and starts having sex with a lot of people
man 1: dude have you heard megan’s fucked her 5th guy of the semester?
man 2: shes got that college cunt
by wompwomp07 September 12, 2022
mugGet the College Cuntmug.

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