this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser

friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching

by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024

<.9.1.5.0.>One Knob Brighter knoB onE<.9.1.5.0.>

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Chucking One

Chucking one has many concepts but it reflects a mood or an action.

Chucking a fat mood
Chucking one in third gear
Na I'm chucking one
You fancy chucking one

by beczyadunkno April 20, 2018

The one arm Louie

When you are in the doggy style position and you put your girl in a half nelson.

I was fucking my girl last night and put her in the one arm Louie.

by Glasssmith February 9, 2023

One Way Elevator

Euphemism for arsehole or anus

James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful

by Ooshmate January 19, 2022

One for the road

1) One last drink before you head home.

2) To go to the toilet before you leave for a long journey.

3) One last kiss, hug, handshake etc before you leave yor family, friends, colleagues etc.

2 friends in the pub.
Friend 1: "would you like another drink mate?"
Friend 2: 'I shouldn't really, its getting late"

Friend 1 "Ahrr go on mate, have one for the road".

by Britney Sparkles July 30, 2025

This isn't one of those times

The basis of civil rights is changing how people interact with you in public.

Hym "This isn't one of those times! This is a 'I'm entitled to money for you doing that' times."

by Hym Iam September 20, 2025