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in bed with a bad bitch rn

secret code to say “i was molested by my uncle when i was 12 and i pull no bitches
by mynameisbrianTR March 30, 2022
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Playing chess with the poltergeist

When you stay up during the witching hours playing chess by yourself because everyone is sleeping or far away from the scope of control.
Person 1: "sorry man i cant stay up any longer, i'm too tired."
Person 2: It's ok, i'll be staying up Playing chess with the poltergeist That'll keep me busy."
by Capuchin for Hire March 30, 2022
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Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7
Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys
by ur mum's sneaky link April 6, 2022
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itchy gotchy with the twitchy twachy

A phrase used by an elderly grandfather to describe his hyperactive grandson's frequent movements.
Settle down boy, you're gettin all itchy gotchy with the twitchy twachy!
by JefferiahtheMessiah April 16, 2022
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May the 4th be with you!

National star wars day, dress up like a star wars character. No one can stop you from creating a lightsaber fight in the middle of the store or school hallways.
by winter_magic May 3, 2022
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Make-out with your partner day

National Make-out with your partner day(s) are both August 17th and September 22nd!
“Dude- go find your girl and make out with her”
“Why?”
“Its National Make-out with your partner day
by DefiningWordsPeople May 9, 2022
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