sucks gorilla butt

an expression to be used when something just, like, totally sucks big time...

saw my ex-GF sipping an iced Cinnamon Dolce Latte at the mall today with my replacement, Brad, that total jerk-off... she was smiling and laughing and staring deeply into his eyes... just like she used to do with me... and then I realized that I was still so totally in love with her... talk about visiting heartbreak hotel! I nearly burst into tears in the flipping mall...

that's too bad, bro... I feel your pain, I truly do. we've all been there. seeing an ex you still love with a new guy always totally sucks gorilla butt...

by zeeh June 3, 2013

Shane Butts

Taking 2nd in a poker tournament while taking 1st in Apex

He just pulled off a Shane Butts!

by #GotEm March 27, 2020

Butt Pirate

When you sit on someones head and rip ass on their head.

We were sitting in gym and Charles pulled a Butt Pirate on me. I smelled like a fart all day long.

by Dark Lotuz April 12, 2010

butt

the thing where you poop out of

Person 1: Stop looking at his butt

by 123pooponmepeepeepee April 13, 2022

poop in the butt

Money in the hand

Do I even have to explain POOP IN THE BUTT= MONEY IN THE HAND

by anonymous December 9, 2020

butt chunks

Chunks of shit, A.K.A. another expression used for shit.

"You mind if I lay some butt chunks in this 'ere toilet bowl?" Asked Mr Thomas Newton

by duckthemannn October 13, 2021

Butt butt

A mean slang word mainly said by toddlers

You’re a butt butt

by MTSK May 11, 2022