Octopus at the cock buffet

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.

"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"

by DNugz July 16, 2008

Rusty Cock fight

When someone shuts their cock in the trunk of a 1970's Buick resulting in a frantic fight to release said cock. Sometimes this can result in a Headless Horseman

John wasn't paying attention when he closed his trunk and he ended up in a Rusty Cock Fight.

by Moe Beer January 2, 2009

Cock Band-Aid

The term used when you get rejected from sex by a bitch and your dick hurts because of the rejection.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't believe this she rejected me.

Guy 2: Dude, I think you need a Cock Band-Aid, because you've just got pwned.

by Chase2Dope December 26, 2008

cock to pussy ratio

The cock to pussy ratio, or cock:pussy, is a way of measuring the amount of guys in a group versus the amount of girls.
It can then be simplified down so if there were to be a sexual adventure the amount of cocks to pussys would be clear.

Oh no, don't invite Steve, he'll bump the cock to pussy ratio to 3:9

by JimPop April 4, 2009

massive horse cock

A giant, veiny, throbbing member. Usually at least 13 inches... In girth. Such phalluses are often deemed unsuitable for Intercourse with human women, and should therefore be used to pleasure only large land dwelling mammals (e.g. Elephants, hippopotamuses, robotic dinosaurs), or Ke$ha.

Often referred to as a great column

"Hi! Can I tear you apart with my massive horse cock??"

"fuck no. What do I look like, Ke$ha?! "

"Yes, a little bit. I mean, she's hot, in a slutty way."

"let me read some erotica while I eat French toast"

by Massivehorse August 2, 2016

Black Cock Dream

A dream had by white women in which they shout out "give me your big black cock now honey". This can be very embarrassing and awkward if the lady is sleeping with her husband or boyfriend.

Do I satisfy you, honey?

Of course, sweetie! <crosses fingers>

So what was that you were shouting in the night?

Don't worry honey, that was just a black cock dream. All girls have them.

by Moon Fish May 19, 2009

Cock Monster Truck

What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.

When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"

by The M Theory February 2, 2010