Bed or bag

Ultimatum on a night out where one member of the group is drunk and tired, expressing the need to either go home or buy cocaine to stay out

“We should probably drink up, we need to head to the club at 10”
“Bed or bag bed or bag”

by resilientpaper8 November 25, 2025

Bagging The Dog

A non graphic way to say you put down the family dog.

Greg: Chelsea. I had to resort to Bagging The Dog.

by Paperburritoman September 2, 2023

Bag on him

If someone has a bag on them, it means they're in a bad mood for some reason. It's a politer way of saying that the person has their "arse in their hands"

Mark: I just asked the gaffer if I can book a few days off work and he went absolutely ballistic at me!

David: Yeah, probably best to stay away from him today, he's got a right bag on him for some reason.

by IKnowTheLingo December 26, 2022

Blonking bags

A term for fucking

“Im Blonking Bags with Debbie tonight man”

by Skiiuu August 2, 2018

Douche Bags

You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.

You guys are douche bags. I basically by far improved an entry on here and you reject it.

by Tiger Words January 14, 2017

Tea bag

Is a good funny nick name for a beautiful girl called Abbie

Hi tea bag

by Mcm06 December 9, 2021

5p bag

Someone who is dangerous to your environment and you can never get rid of them.

Uck, had enough of her shes a right 5p bag!

by aw9 January 25, 2019