I like jelly beans

What Arthur Morgan says as a response to Agent Milton

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"

by LightSwigger March 6, 2024

Shot Up Like a Rocket

A phrase used to describe getting erect very quickly. Usually as the result of very arousing events.

I snuck off to kiss my girlfriend at the local elementary school so her disapproving dad wouldn't see and my dick shot up like a rocket.

by zjason decimator January 31, 2022

Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?

Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic

a phrase going around kpop twitter specifically from orbits (LOONA fans), where it references from a person who wrote a weird fanfiction way back 2020 about two members (Jinsoul & Kim Lip) being pregnant.

"my tummy hurts" "maybe you're pregnant like your fanfic"

by gowonflylikeabutterfly April 1, 2024

Acting like an adult

Being anything but rose

I'm over 30, and I don't work at a grocery store. I'm acting like an adult.

by Sportysnake November 19, 2020

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

nikolas likes sophia

nikolas has the fattest biggest crush on sophia, he said he would date her

amanda : omg did you hear!?!!
emma : what?
amanda : nikolas likes sophia
emma : i know

by sdfjbtuhdrgsfjgueirs December 23, 2021