A "Poop Bag Fail" refers to a situation where a dog poop bag tears or rips, resulting in the dog owner inadvertently coming into contact with their dog's waste on their hands and fingernails. Some of the newer dog bags are constructed from compostable materials that are thinner, lacking the sturdiness and durability typically associated with traditional poop bags.
The dog owner experienced another Poop Bag Fail after sensing a warmth and moisture through the poop bag, only to discover a significant tear in the bag.
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Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.
Just ignore them and they'll probably go away. Or you can turn the tables and be a douche back. Just don't mess up or else he'll call over buddies and decide to scuffle with you.
"You're a douche bag!"
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When one attributes "bag loyalty" commonly referred to as "loyal to the bag" they will truly devote themselves to the substances of their addiction within the commonly used ziplock bag.
Often when asserting ones loyalty to the bag, as a pass on hierarchy effect the fiend will naturally be loyal to the holder of said bag with hopes of getting closer to the bag, maybe even getting in the "bag zone"
One must remember that the loyalty is tied to the substance, not the holder of the bag, if it were to change hands due to say a "stand over" even though the previous holder of the bag was victim to these injustices if they did not not act quick and replace said bag then there is a very high risk of your bag toting loyalty expiring that very second and shortly thereafter reactivating on the Gronk that just stole your bag.
When one attributes "bag loyalty" commonly referred to as "loyal to the bag" they will truly devote themselves to the substances of their addiction within the commonly used ziplock bag.
Often when asserting ones loyalty to the bag, as a pass on hierarchy effect the fiend will naturally be loyal to the holder of said bag with hopes of getting closer to the bag, maybe even getting in the "bag zone"
One must remember that the loyalty is tied to the substance, not the holder of the bag, if it were to change hands due to say a "stand over" even though the previous holder of the bag was victim to these injustices if they did not not act quick and replace said bag then there is a very high risk of your bag toting loyalty expiring that very second and shortly thereafter reactivating on the Gronk that just stole your bag.
Tacia: Have you got on yet Pete?
Pete: Nah, I can't be bothered riding to West, I'm gonna wait till Eric goes to Greg's and stands over him for his bag.
Tacia: But aren't you friends with Greg? Why dont you give him heads up?
Pete: Dont have to ride as far because Eric will have the bag.
Tacia: Fuck you are gronk, loyal to the bag.
Pete: Fuck up cunt check yourself before you wreck yourself the reason why Azza left you is because of ya bag loyalty.
Pete: Nah, I can't be bothered riding to West, I'm gonna wait till Eric goes to Greg's and stands over him for his bag.
Tacia: But aren't you friends with Greg? Why dont you give him heads up?
Pete: Dont have to ride as far because Eric will have the bag.
Tacia: Fuck you are gronk, loyal to the bag.
Pete: Fuck up cunt check yourself before you wreck yourself the reason why Azza left you is because of ya bag loyalty.
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