How the greatest excuse of all time begins. Which Can be used for almost any thing and is almost never finished.
1.
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."
2.
Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."
Teacher: "Al? Where's your homework?"
Al: "Well, there was this dog..."
Teacher: "*sigh* Nevermind."
2.
Pat: "Why is your shoe wet?"
Al: "There was this dog..."
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An action taken place on a frequent basis where the boys (aka priorities) are put in second to a new lady friend.
An action taken place on a frequent basis where the boys (aka priorities) are put in second to a new lady friend.
Ffs nick mate, it’s saturday, u can’t be ‘dogging the boys’
Yea i’ll See you guys later ay
He’s lying he’s gonna dog the boys
Yea i’ll See you guys later ay
He’s lying he’s gonna dog the boys
by Dmace September 3, 2019
Get the Dogging the boys mug.Someone who pays a breeder for a particular type of dog may do so seeking certain characteristics common to that breed, that may not be found taking chances with a shelter dog which often is no less loving, and in need of a home, resulting in feelings of designer dog guilt.
No kill shelter or not, your spent $3,000 on a dog when countless adorable animals in shelters, available for free no less, need a forever home? What's wrong with you?!!! Don't you have any designer dog guilt?
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This can happen on purpose or by accident but whoever pulls their pants down on the toilet will get crap on their pants.
They then sit on their office chair and stain that too.
Frequently used by disgruntled employee's.
This can happen on purpose or by accident but whoever pulls their pants down on the toilet will get crap on their pants.
They then sit on their office chair and stain that too.
Frequently used by disgruntled employee's.
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Get the Donkey Dog mug.A scottish rock band which their sound is really hard to explain. I see it as a mishmash of jazz, ska, punk and noise rock. Listening to experimental bands like Dog Faced Hermans, Sonic Youth, Swans, Boris and Daughters have changed the way I look at guitar. There's definitely alot of types of chord progressions that even the most skilled guitarists don't even know about.
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