1. Slang for female genitalia
2. Generic London slang for a person, can be used in any context from extremely loving after ingesting MDMA - ie. ‘You’re fucking quality bruv, you know I fucking love ya don’t ya you cunt’
To extremely disparaging ie. ‘I fucking hate you you cunt & your mum’s a cunt too for giving birth to you’
Cunts come in all different shapes, sizes, colours, nationalities, genders, sexual orientations & social economic status’ - it is known for being one of the most inclusive & diverse nouns in the English language as it can be utilised when used after nearly every adjective known to man
2. Generic London slang for a person, can be used in any context from extremely loving after ingesting MDMA - ie. ‘You’re fucking quality bruv, you know I fucking love ya don’t ya you cunt’
To extremely disparaging ie. ‘I fucking hate you you cunt & your mum’s a cunt too for giving birth to you’
Cunts come in all different shapes, sizes, colours, nationalities, genders, sexual orientations & social economic status’ - it is known for being one of the most inclusive & diverse nouns in the English language as it can be utilised when used after nearly every adjective known to man
1. ‘You alright you cunt how have you been, good to see you looking well’
‘You know I don’t like that word, why can’t you just call people by their names or call me mum anymore? None of us ever know which one of us you’re speaking to’
‘Alright mum, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to be a cunt, I apologise …… there, are you happy now cunt?’
2. ‘ ‘ello you cunt’ (sic) - Harvey Price
‘You know I don’t like that word, why can’t you just call people by their names or call me mum anymore? None of us ever know which one of us you’re speaking to’
‘Alright mum, I’m sorry I didn’t mean to be a cunt, I apologise …… there, are you happy now cunt?’
2. ‘ ‘ello you cunt’ (sic) - Harvey Price
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Get the Chinese Thunder Cunt mug.1. A chronic condition characterized by an individual displaying signs of extreme delusion, chronic ass-kissing, and an unjustified sense of superiority — usually found loitering in the workplace, spewing nonsense with the confidence of a TED Talk speaker who’s never read a book.
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Ex. “Jake said, ‘I’ve seen it all in this business.’
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
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