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WTF method

One of the two possible methods of making seitan (wheat meat) at home. WTF stands for 'wash the flour', since its literally done by washing the flour, which extracts the starch from the doughball made from wheat flour. It's the oldest method of making seitan and it comes from Asia. Everyone can do it, but it does require some practice.
1. Seitan appreciation society group:
"How do I make seitan?"
"Use the WTF method."
"What's that?"
"Read the group rules and old posts."

2. "Wow, this seitan is delicious, how did you make it?"
"I used the WTF method, it tastes way better than VWG."
by CharlieTheCarp August 19, 2022
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WTF

by coveted seed September 14, 2022
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wtf

when your tunes come on and you like:

what the funk this is

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by SnapCrackleBopIt February 25, 2020
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wtf

Man wtf wtf?
by Imabadboiiiiii April 6, 2021
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WTF Skarnu

Performing an action that is beyond excusabe, and is incredibly stupid.
-Laquitaniqua just ate your chicken...
--WTF SKARNU??
by ARK0 March 5, 2010
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wtf

1. used to exclaim emotion in a sentence, usually anger
2. the abbreviation of 'what the fuck'
1. wtf why did you just steal my fucking phone?
2. wtf do you mean
by whydoyoudothiswtf August 2, 2022
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WTF

WardrobeTrendsFashion, a leading fashion blog and lifestyle online magazine.

It can be accessed via the following website urls, WardrobeTrendsFashion.com or WTFSG.com.
"Are you reading WTF?"

The usage of WTF in this sentence (above) will usually refer to the online magazine, WardrobeTrendsFashion.
by MethHead September 23, 2012
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