faith wipe

When you take a shit that is so clean on it's departure that even the slightest thought of attempting to wipe would be dishonorable to the clean getaway. The clean streak, even.

That one was the opposite of a dirty dog shit. I just faith wiped that one instead.

by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018

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Ass wipe

A female version of a dumb ass; one who only thinks about themselves.

This ass wipe needs to learn some damn manners.

by Com mon Knowledge September 7, 2023

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when you are sitting in a bathroom stall done with your business but you still sit there because you are reading on your smartphone and someone walks in, prompting you to put your phone away and wipe your ass

Thomas: Andrew did you finish reading my email on our new research report

Andrew: Sorry, I was half way through in the can and then I had a forced wipe. I will read it later.

by highyieldjoe February 26, 2017

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Danger Wipe

A game with friends; you use the bathroom for a number 2. You are allowed to use as much toot paper as you like the only rule is you are only allowed to wipe once!.

Matt: "Hey Brodie"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "You just do a shit?"

Brodie: "Yeah mate"

Matt: "Do a danger wipe?"

Brodie: "Oath, still got dags hanging, was a wet one"

by 90yoman August 8, 2018

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quad wipe

When 4 girls when live in the same quad hook up with 4 guys that live in the same quad. At the same time. In the same room.

Wow that quad wipe was legendary.

by Chains April 18, 2022

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Forehead wipe

When you wipe your forehead hit accidentally wipe your butt.

LeBron: Yo, I just had the weirdest forehead wipe!
Obama: Ain’t no way my boy, you clownin.
LeBron: Nah, for real I just did! Look at my hand
Obama: *Slowly pans bison to Lebron’s hand with a brown lump on it*
LeBron: See! I had a crazy forehead wipe!
Obama: Aight, my bad homes.

by SalamiBootySmacker3000 June 24, 2023

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