Doing a white sharpie is when you get a blow job from a girl and then you draw on her face with your sperm.
by Rlvers March 27, 2011

A term on xbox live in which you hear the father in the background of the mic,and see the person gets offline real fast,lots of people say that their father slaps his meat on the person's head,neck,or back while saying............."MEAT SMASH" leaving them with scars all over.
Father:Wat you doing boy
Kid:nothin
Father:GET OFF THE GAME NOW
Kid:alright..
Father:Wait.....MEAT SMASH!!!!
Online Person:I could hear Bill get JOE WHITED.
Kid:nothin
Father:GET OFF THE GAME NOW
Kid:alright..
Father:Wait.....MEAT SMASH!!!!
Online Person:I could hear Bill get JOE WHITED.
by LA bill November 6, 2009

by RoadKing August 16, 2006

The crap residue left behind when a dog (or similar animal) puts it's bare butthole on you and sharts.
by kdizzzle87 September 4, 2009

by grilled panini August 4, 2019

Middle Eastern male whos 'morning' (2 pm in reality) consists of spending hours sitting at a local coffee shop talking to friends or playing cards. They often (but not always) a order White Mocha.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Cultural habits on display: well groomed chain smoking slobs incapable of returning the coffee shop dishes/utensils/flatware or depositing their trash into a bin.
Customer: Excuse me, are there any tables we can sit at, preferably someplace non-smoking?
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
Barista: I'm sorry the 'White Mochas' have taken over our entire seating area, we wont have open tables again until after 6 or 7 pm.
by Non-Virtue June 1, 2011

A term used for hooking up with your ex. Used because just like the restaurant White Castle, it seems like a good idea at the time, but you really regret it the following morning.
by Woofle June 24, 2011
