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Whistling Kanye

The sex act of farting while your girlfriend is fingering your asshole. Done correctly, the sound made is similar to that of a slide whistle.

Similar to the Breezy Yeezy or a Puff Diddly.
I performed a Whistling Kanye last night, and it sounded better than anything on The Life of Pablo
by Scott-ish October 6, 2016
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Clipboard Whistle

Someone who takes charge or likes to boss others around. Someone who needs a lot of structure. Such as a coach does. Hence, clipboard whistle.
"Easy there Clipboard Whistle", no need to over plan this.
by vbjunkie October 24, 2008
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Whistle Pig

A forum hater who tries to combine two words into one to belittle a person and "gas light" others into attacking them due to partisan ideas or political bullcrap. Especially young leftist fascists.
I just had this communist "Whistle Pig" me on a Reddit forum because they thought their friends would read it and come slay me like the police, in literal fashion.

This douche just tried to "Whistle Pig" me on a post and utterly failed.
by ARsithuldore April 5, 2021
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Dick Whistled

A person (commonly a woman) who is overly infatuated with their male spouse leading to the inability to refuse a command or task.
Dude this chick's dick whistled I got her so wrapped around my finger that I'm scared the circulation is getting cut.
by LeoTheLionBme February 1, 2025
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10 wet whistles and a big one

When something smells so horrid that you discribe it as:
Fucking aye it smells like 10 wet whistles and a big one
by biggersloshmonster April 28, 2025
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French whistle

When you go to fart and you inadvertly begin to shit , become startled and the shit goes back in .
Bob had great hearing, but the sound of his puckering French whistle let everyone in the office aware that he narrowly avoided crapping his favorite pair of pants..
by Ben waah February 22, 2023
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retirement whistle

When you start whistling every "S" while talking, it's time to retire.
My coworker blows his retirement whistle like a referee every time he says a word that contains an "S" while he's talking on the phone. I wish he'd just throw in the towel and retire. It's seriously going to drive me batshit crazy.
by WorkManager October 3, 2017
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