pubic wars

You pull out all your pubic hairs then you make it into a sword and fight to the death using cum as armor.

“I fought in the long Pubic Wars of ‘02”

by peen king December 16, 2019

Leg War

Similiar to an Armrest War,leg wars occur on buses or planes, in which 2 or more people are battling for comfortable leg space.

Shit man i was on the bus next ot this 500 pound fagget..and he was totally proposing leg war..so i stretched out my legz and got comfortable..but he was having none of it..the leg war went on for the entire bus ride

by The Fighting Irish January 20, 2010

War Elephant

War elephants are beasts trained for close combat in Ancient times. They could be a menace to enemy cavalries, trampling soldiers and spooking horses. However they could be scared off by excruciating pain and flaming pigs. Lord of the Rings and Primal are movies/shows that show war elephants.

Man those war elephants in lord of the rings were cool
Yeah! The ones in Primal were rad aswell

by 🦖🦕🦣🦏🦤🦬🦌🐘🐆 November 13, 2022

Josh War

If we are talking about the reddit thing, called "Josh" or "Josh Swain War" then all you need to know is about one guy called Josh Swain who found on messenger many other guys called Josh Swain. Then the "original" Josh added them to the chat group and challenged them to meet in 24. April 2021 and fight for their names. Who wins can keep the name, losers must change them.

I think you will understand after googling "Josh Swain" and then pictures. Don't type Josh War, it won't find anything

by #BTSjunglecock April 21, 2021

Console wars

a dumbass normie “Competition” called console wars between Playstation and Xbox

everyone knows soulja game is the ultimate console

Ron:Playstation gay
Tom:Xbox for babies
Intellectual:yall both gay babies soulja game the real deal
The winner of the console wars is soulja game

by thechas3 April 1, 2021

Kiss War

when two people are making out and competing over who is better or can make the other person get lost in the kiss first
generally very appealing, extatic and frenzied

Girl-(referring to couple further away) is he eating her face?
Guy- No, they're having a kiss war, see, now she's going back on him
Girl- *giggles* looks like she won, he's completely gone

by *god's devil child* June 29, 2009

Beast Wars

The BEST Transformers series ever. Hooks you in within minutes and causes you to binge it for days. Not only a has beautiful story, but legendary characters such as: Waspinator, Dinobot, Rhinox, Tigatron, Blackarachnia, and Silverbolt. Seriously, go out and watch this series before you die.

Person 1: What are you watching?

Person 2: Beast Wars.

Person 1: What's that?

Person 2: A great series about robots that transform into animals.

Person 1: You mean like the Transformers?

Person 2: Yes, but even better.

by Darkness Prime January 24, 2023