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Ultimate Swaggers

Someone who holds the most swag known to man
“Bro that outfit is fire, you got ultimate swaggers
by Ultimate Swaggers May 4, 2021
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The Ultimate UNO Reverse

When, during sexual intercourse between a man and a woman, the women inserts her clitoris into the tip of the man's genitalia and screams "UNO, you twig-wiggler!"
last night me and jessica did the ultimate uno reverse. i ejaculated
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ULTIMATE RISIBLE

BACKGROUND:PERFECT CONTROL
PHASE STYLE DEFINITION

I am going to SLEEP I am to.

Cannot tell when you fall asleep.

You cannot tell when your sleeping.

A hotel or motel room is partiality.

A SEXUAL ORGASM.

Winning a MOTHERFUCKING JACK0OT from the other standpoint.
Don't kid yourself the ULTIMATE RISIBLE as you are going to approach SLEEP.

Every human being has this ULTIMATE RISIBLE in LUFE as falling asleep.

It is highly encouraged to have a solution to the ULTIMATE RISIBLE sleeping as many accidents occur in so many different ways simply because we all get caught sleeping.

So this guy has this great room in the SPA TOWER at BELLAGIO but he is so out of it he fell asleep next to the light post on the ground near the traffic crossing at TREASURE ISLAND

Now that ULTIMATE RISIBLE is the ULTIMATE U MISERABLE or is it LITTLE KIDDY GIRL .

It be a real good ULTIMATE RISIBLE as to fall asleep at 65484 and the correct JACK OFF walks off with my JISM JACK POT.
by METE MEAT MEET May 29, 2021
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Zenith Ultimate

Zenith Ultimate (noun): A term used to describe the pinnacle of excellence or the highest achievable standard in a given field; often associated with unparalleled performance, ultimate success, or the peak of quality.
Example: "The new gaming console is considered the Zenith Ultimate of home entertainment systems."
by Lolyumz September 22, 2024
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Ultimate Crunch wrap supreme

When you suck the crusty cum out of the (at least) five day old condom, like a fat kid slurps on a taco bell hot sauce packet.
The longer you wait the crunchier that willy wrap will be of course.
Bro I was so down bad for her that two weeks after the hookup I grabbed the glow-in-the-dark condom from the trash and had an ultimate crunch wrap supreme.
by Stump Wizard October 30, 2024
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Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga

A nigga who's niggardry is so powerful that not even Uncle Ruckus can exorcise the nigganess out of said nigga.
The vile nigga in question holds such malice and pure hatred, that if you were to oppose the nigga he would go out of his way to fuck up your whole bloodline’s lives for generations a thousand fold. There is no whip too long nor belt too firm that can beat the ghoulish amount of nigganess out of the nigga. The only thing strong enough to un-ultramegasuperultimatekookoocrazyballisticniggify the nigga who has fell nictim (nigga victim) to such an absurd amount of niggardry is to force the nigga gorge upon a mountain of bland ass mashed potato, so that the inner white person inside the abhorrent nigga’s soul may break free, and put an end to such niggarous tyranny.
BREAKING NEWS: THE ULTRA MEGA SUPER ULTIMATE KOOKOO CRAZY BALLISTIC NIGGA HAS BROKEN FREE FROM HIS CELL!
EVERYBODY GET TO STEPPIN OR WERE ALL FUCKED”

Nigga 1: SHIT NIGGA WERE DOOMED”

Nigga 2: “GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR BEFORE HE GETS HERE”

Ultra Mega Super Ultimate KooKoo Crazy Ballistic Nigga: *sitting in the backseat of they car whilst bashing to fortnite feet*
by Fagneto December 9, 2024
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Ultimate Combo Attack

The Ultimate Combo Attack is a powerful, guaranteed win technique exclusive to Kira only. This attack, that can only be utilised by Kira, is a devastating strike, which is impossible to counter, block, or evade. The attack not only guarantees victory but has no cool down period, therefore it is able to be used consecutively.
By using the "ultimate combo attack", Kira is able to win any argument.
by Estellzia December 12, 2024
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