Twat stomp

It's like the hokey pokey, but with vaginas.
Wedding guest: can you play the twat stomp?

Wedding dj: sure, right after the chicken dance!

booty dance pussy
by Blarc March 24, 2016
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Twat Flop

- Regarding female arousal; a person who causes sex drive and arousal to diminish in an instant.
- A boner killer for women.
"So I was totally about to hook up with Mike last night, until he took his pants off. Total twat flop."
by vulgaroblivion March 06, 2015
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Toxic Twat

The gold star of foul smelling, dirty and at times, disease riddled pussy.
Rachel is a whore. She sleeps around so watch out braaaaahhh. She got the toxic twat.

Despite the risk for toxic twat, I still frequent prostitutes.

I think I have a yeast infection or an STD. My pussy stanks like toxic twat today.
by Eaton Holgoode May 29, 2018
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Twat Snot

Your panties have twat snot all over them
by Hezra79 February 06, 2017
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Mozzarella Twat

Mozzarella Twat(noun)

Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"

Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
by ShawnathanNunes December 11, 2013
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condescending twat

Someone who looks down on other people and is beyond arrogant
Shana "you're such a condescending twat, why do I have to get everything?"

Josef "Because youre not as good as me"
by ManiaMoron December 12, 2014
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twat gagger

To engorge the vaginal opening of a woman with a large penis (or other large object) to the point where it can take no more. To pack as much meat in that pussy as possible.
Tommy Lee has quite the Twat Gagger in his pants. The Twat Gagger on that guy could kill a horse. I bet that 2 foot dildo is a good Twat Gagger. I’ll use my fist to Gag that Twat! This new girl I’m dating is going to be very surprised when she sees my Twat Gagger.
by Sean Ethan May 09, 2008
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