Texas Toast

When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.

Hey girl you want some texas toast?

by toastmaster2 October 25, 2006

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Burnt Toast

The scariest thing ever.

i got burnt toast by accident it scared the living shit outta me

by 8Chris8 February 20, 2011

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The Shit Toast

The shit toast is a noun used to describe something excellent or awesome, typically bodacious, but always impressive.

Dave: Here's the money I owe you, and I brought you a case of beer to apologize.
Andy: Dave, you are the shit toast!

by CabDriver August 1, 2009

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An expression interjected immediately after communicating something complimentary, slightly or very cheesy, nice, and/or possibly suck-up-ish to someone's face (most likely in a group setting) about that person. (Similar to a formal toast at a wedding or special event.)

boy: "Hey, Candace, there is this girl in one of my classes who could be your long lost twin!"

girl: "Haha that's cool. You should befriend her; she can be like my replacement while you're away at college."

boy: "No one could replace you, Candace. You're the coolest! Boom Toasted!"

by Fearlessbaby April 15, 2010

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Woman toast

Bread made from vaginal yeast toasted and buttered with breast milk butter

Chad: hey bro I just made some toast, do you want any?

GUY: yeah sure *takes a bite*

Chad: GOTTEM! HAHAHAHA I GOT UR ASS BITCH! AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID FUCK AHAHA YOU DUMB FUCK YOU JUST ATE WOMAN TOAST YOU FUCKING IDIOT AHAHAHAHAHA

by Avid fan of dictionary shit April 25, 2021

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