Cum Slug

To ejaculate a long, thick and solid stream of cum, similar to a slug

Her: cum on my back
Me: *cums*
Her: something feels heavy

Me: Uh oh, Cum Slug!

by PapiZapotec June 2, 2024

Schrodinger’s slug

Someone who resorts to using easy / overused comebacks because they're too slow to come up with an original one on the spot. Some of which include:

"Cry about it"
"Stay mad"
"Cope"
"Snowflake"
"No one asked"
"Ratio"

Guy 1: "You know you can't end racism by creating a petition on Change.org, right?"
Guy 2: *in head* "shit, i can't think of anything. what do i do..."
Guy 2: "Cope. xD"
Guy 1: "Same insult again? Man, you really are Schrodinger’s slug."

by MinkleMic July 27, 2021

The Slug Fultrum

A mass of creatures in the Xeuron Straight. They feed off the hingle fibers. The creatures like to sap the theorons from your mind when you enter the straight. They will sometimes block a dark crystalline gradient and prevent the entering of the straight.

The Slug Fultrum was clogging my gateway!!!

by Exposed brain May 30, 2021

Slug Slagging

Shoving a slug in a sock, freezing it, and fisting someone

Slug Slagging is fisting someone with a frozen slug
I just "Slug Slagged" Livy
I just fisted a girl with a frozen snail i "Slug Slagged" her

by Slugslagger March 19, 2024

slug employee

An employee who does the bare minimum to exist in the work force. An employee that possesses less than desirable traits.

John is such a F'n slug employee, I've done twice as much work today as he's done all week!
Oh, thats Sally... she's cute but just absorbs oxygen. She's our favorite slug employee around here.

by pdogEdog March 3, 2011

Worker Slugs

A slugrope blasted at high velocity due to yankin your bird with greasy palms. Specifically a big solo load that leads to getting 86’d from an establishment such as (but not limited to): Planet Fitness, Zoom Tan, Cayuga Community College, etc.

“Yes sir baby! Out here workin! Catching 86’s and greasing palms throwing out worker slugs all over the judgement free zone!”

by Worker86 March 31, 2025

Pub Slug

Finn Gallagher

Person 1: ‘Finn Gallagher is in the pub again’
Person 2: ‘What a pub slug!’

by LaulPagan September 11, 2024