whack a moled

To get shot in the head

Keep talkin that shit nighas really gone get whack a moled

by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019

Whacking The Stinky

Phrase used to describe anal.

Last night, my mom caught Jenny and I whacking the stinky.

by Velocityistaken December 18, 2023

Paddie Whack

Another word for vagina, created by a woman from the deep, deep woods of Kentucky

Hey Billy Bob, quit yer bitchin'; my paddie whack has taken enough of a poundin' already!!

by dmandog February 28, 2014

wary whack

Aka "tentative/trepidatious tap". Refers to the hasty and teeth-gritting "getting it over with" hand-slap that you give a metal door-handle prior to grasping it, to swiftly ground yourself and thus lessen the nasty wallop of a static-electricity shock that you'd otherwise get if you merely reached out timidly for the door-handle and caused a huge white spark to jump from "A" to "B".

I always perform the wary whack while running my errands around town during the dry winter months; the only problem is that my hand gets kinda numb and bruised after a while from all of that harsh pinging against the cold hard metal door-knobs and handles on the front doors of the assorted places of business that I have to go around to.

by QuacksO February 9, 2019

whack off

the most amazing thing ever

none needed just go whack off man

by thetruth1010 March 19, 2019

weed whacking

the act of masturbating while stoned

on my birthday, i was weed whacking on an inflatable chair until i came.

by curtis450 February 21, 2023

whack and pack

A whack and pack occurs when your two lesbian friends want a baby. They then invite you over to their house and let you watch and massage your one-eyed snake while they go at it. Then, when you jizz, one of the lesbians takes the fresh cum and packs it into the other's pussy, thus allowing for propagation of the lesbian herd.

Tim: Yo, bro, I heard you went over to Tina and Jen's house last night? You have a threesome?

Jim: Nah, they're both lesbians. They wanted a baby, and so I was there for the whack and pack.

Tim: Still pretty hot, though. So long as they don't hit you up for the child support.

by ADM_Metric April 13, 2015