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"Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit"

A phrase to refer to the overly pretentious atmosphere of art-scene occupied overpiced coffee houses. The reason a cup of coffee at Starbucks cost so much.
Well you know it's "Five bucks for some coffee and some bullshit".
by The UweBolla Virus March 10, 2006
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Bullshit Bitch

Someone who keeps/can't stop screwing up, or constantly hurts others.
She tries to help but all she does is bring everyone down. She is such a bullshit bitch.
by Proxxy October 7, 2017
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Bullshit Hike

When a person is walking around, trying to bullshit his/her family and friends, into lending them money. But nobody wants to lend him/her any money, because the person doesn't pay back or never had a job.
John is on a bullshit hike, because he needs five hundred dollars to pay his rent.
by Tony "Tone" Vega September 16, 2016
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Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.
Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.
by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025
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bullshit ass bullshit

When something is above and beyond untrue or false but still happens to you!
I just got screwed at work… that’s some bullshit ass bullshit!

I just got a flat tire! That some bullshit ass bullshit
by Urbandicologist June 16, 2021
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