shrimp dick

big ass fucking dick

wow you have a shrimp dick it's like 7 inches

by percaholiv August 17, 2023

Shrimp

Someone with a little penis.

Martinez baker has a baby shrimp in his pants

by Big dick booby November 7, 2017

Shrimp

someone who has a really tiny, shrivelled up, gross looking penis

Lola: "Hey i heard that your boyfriend Finn has a shrimp!"
Abby: "oh gross i didn't know that ima break up with him"

by Dazy235 March 19, 2021

Shrimp lips

when someone has the lingering smell and taste of shrimps on their lips

“I was gonna kiss Vianna but she’s got shrimp lips”

by ratchetrach6969 May 18, 2022

Shrimp Mom

An earthling who widely resembles a parental figure, but who is also a shrimp. Being in their presence will cause you to feel strange moods such as singing black parade, reading Wattpad, and eating gushers with spaghetti. However, accustomed to standard practice, this direct specimen of shrimp is also emo. Their natural habitat is outside of CVS, onstage, and in their friend’s basement.

Shrimp mom is not only a simp.. they are also a emo hot simp.

by definitelynotspaghet December 30, 2021

Lil Shrimp

name you call your short girlfriend when you're drunk

She's normally 5'2 but when I take shots she becomes a lil shrimp

by notexertine October 31, 2023

bruce teh shrimp

The worlds most bad-ass meme that has managed to fuck Shrek, donkey, spongebog, spangbob and Billy Seinfeld up the ass at the same time, he is the ultimate meme lord that will soon take Shreks place on the meme throne in Shreks swamp

Holy fuck its bruce teh shrimp!!!!!!!!

by helleagh October 7, 2017