rip it to the weekend

Originally: a term for removing NSFW pages from one's page-a-day calendar, until a less controversial page is visible. Pages are removed via ripping, and the tamer entries tend to fall on weekend dates.

Two minutes later: a directive to live it up weekend-style on a weekday.

I didn't want the VP to judge me for "boner shock" on my Urban Dictionary desk calendar, so I ripped it to the weekend. It was a good call; he really got a kick out of "productive procrastination".

It's after 10 on a Wednesday, and we've been drinking since 6. Should I really order another double IPA?
Umm, yes! Rip it to the weekend!

by Lambicious January 24, 2013

Rip Style

Rip style is farting very loudly without shitting your pants. Generally, it's where the fart gains enough power and momentum that it slides past the poop, often times carrying with it absolute destruction and chaos. It is often described as "The Juggernaut of all farts."

I took that girl out on a date last night to Denny's and hit Rip Style in her face and she started choking on her food. She said it was like she got served a Grand Slam with a scrambled abortion, a side of rotten hard boiled eggs and a diarrhea milkshake. Ironically, she said it smelled better then what she ordered.

by Uncle Renegade May 7, 2017

Ripping Dook

When you rip a wet fart on someone

Dook Ripper: “ I gotta take a shit so badly but I don’t know if I will make it in time”
*Rips Dook 3 times in a row”
Bitch Ass Pussy: “bro stop ripping Dook this room has became a biohazard”

by ʙig G May 5, 2022

Rip a spinnaker

To become heavily intoxicated to the point that one’s fly remains down (or in extreme cases, complete removal of outer layer below the waist) for the remainder of the bender, possibly to the extent that the genitals are exposed.

Raffy: Did you hear about Manny? Linda’s left him again. I think he’s pretty keen to rip a spinnaker tonight.
Eduardo: Oh Christ. Alright, but I can’t see Manny’s pee hole again.

by mannymanilowe July 18, 2021

Roast rips

It is where you begin roasting someone and then soon let one rip from laughing so hard

"Dude, did you hear about when Joey began to diss Danny and then had one of those roast rips?"

by Lawgster December 26, 2016

Jeaned rips

When a pair of jeans has so many rips that it is more rip than jean.

"I was looking at jeans online when I saw a pair of jeaned rips, I shit you not."

by Steven the cone February 24, 2020

ripping pish

taking the piss out of someone.

haha Evan it was so funny when you were ripping pish about Maisie snorting.

by maisiessnort July 11, 2017