Relay-Mate

The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?

Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023

Mateful

When you have a life that is full of mates.

"More mates makes life more ... mateful!"

by cleverface August 25, 2011

No mates

no mates is usually used as an insult, or to just piss someone off (like a lot) but be carefully if they do have mates and you get bashed

John: oi josh no mates

by IDIDNTPASSNNN November 23, 2021

Check Mate

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.

"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."

by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018

Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating

$35 for jonking late mate in the studio

by necobunny August 7, 2024

bruh mate

this is used when you don’t know what else to say or you want to be like alex or you can say bruh m8

my dad “i’ve just had a divorce with your mother”. me “ bruh mate

by bruh you don’t need my name March 2, 2019

Mate

A person who invites the recipient to their after party if they ask

Man 1: "Hey any chance I could come to your afters"
Man 2: "No, sorry mate numbers are over the limit"

by Sorry, dont worry about it September 18, 2018