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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis, formerly known as Assc. Gail Lewis, was a 10-year highly decorated veteran of Walmart - clocking out and handing in her radio to her manager for one last time in 2023.

Having served 10 tours of Black Friday, and a survivor of the Great Toilet Paper Shortage war of 2020, Assc. Gail Lewis received 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

It is rumored that during one particularly intense battle with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday - a fellow associate once asked Lewis if they should retreat in face of overwhelming odds. Gail's only response was "There ain't no going back, only rollbacks..." as she charged through the crowd with her pallet jack, shooting anything that moved with her standard issue Walmart scan gun. Not even the children survived.
"Oh my God, is Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Illinois"
"Thank you for your service Gail Lewis"
by anonymous November 26, 2023
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Lewis

Lewis is a name of many meaning, To be named this already makes you one of the best people alive; alongside their incredible beauty and intelligence. Lewis are normally very popular and likeable. However get on the wrong side of a lewis and they will eat you.
Hey lewis!
by Tgs R Bots August 28, 2019
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corey lewis

Someone who is dumb as can get. It’s really funny cause they will do anything you bet them to do. Sometimes he wants to fuck
Hey bro corey Lewis came over last night. It was wild
by JOMMYJHONSON June 14, 2019
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Lewis

This person is very rare to find. Once you find him he will make your world so much better. He'll make you smile even when you wanna cry. Once you find someone like Lewis, hold on and do not let go. I myself was lucky enough to find lewis and my life hasnt been the same since
There is no one better than lewis
by skerttttt August 28, 2021
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Aaron Lewis

Singer of American nu metal band staind. Later started a career in country music. Both are good. But staind is heavy. Aaron is obviously a conservative
I got “outside” by staind to be played on my local country station and all the rednecks at our party didn’t bat an eye and thought it was country! Aaron Lewis would be proud!
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
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Lewis

The man, the myth, the legend, Mr Dean himself.

Lewis aka Mr Dean has got mad skillz when it comes to appraising the Dean. People often call him slimy and a scam artist for charging fees worth more than their house equity.

His passion for selling in the dean is too strong for any mere mortal to deny.

He doesn’t do it for the money, he does it for the love of the Dean.
by MrDeanooo July 23, 2024
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Lewi-Tovi

a hottie that hates himself
Lewi-Tovi is hot
by nitrogons February 16, 2018
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