Jeff Hubbard

The sexiest crab man to ever live and owner of Don’s Crabs. Is the only man to ever be born with

Jeff Hubbard is such a sexy motherfucker. I wanna suck his crab claw dick so bad. Danelle is such a lucky woman.

by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023

Jeff

Jeff’s are typically good ole boys. They like to pick pepperonis off of their pizzas and lick each one seductively before popping each one in their mouth.

A Jeff will usually buy you a cold soft serve ice cream on a hot day, but he will lick the swirl off the top of the ice cream before handing it to you.

Jeff fingered my spinach artichoke dip before passing it to me across the table .

by Frodo Hoofenstein November 23, 2024

jeff

that one guy that plays magictgc and the body weight of a panda

jeff get your act together you cant keep playing magic

by notprince November 17, 2017

Jeff

Someone who doesn’t get to much work done

Hey is Jeff coming to the party tonight? Ya he is but don’t worry about him to much he won’t be getting to much work done tonight!

by Jeff Hackett December 13, 2021

The ole Jeff Dunham

When you’re fisting a girl and start making her work like a puppet

Did you see Chrissy give Lenea the ole Jeff Dunham last night? “I wanna shove my hand in that gorgeous pussy and wear her like a sock puppet!”

by Vintage_Beard December 3, 2021

jeff beansauce

someone who is very sexy, hot and attractive.

also the ultimate annoyance of ess (erics support server) eric golde shitty brat
also hates eric golde

Person One: BROOOO!!! DID you hear about jeff beansauce???
jeff beansauce: i am jeff beansauce
Person One: Wait what, its all jeff beansauce ?
jeff beansauce: always has been motherfricka
Dani: oh you dont know what karlson is?
*chuckles*
jeff beansauce: im in danger..

by Mansarrd June 30, 2022

Except for Jeff

When a straight dude has sex / is sexually attracted to another guy. But only ONE guy

A guy can be straight. A heterosexual! Except for Jeff...can't say no to Jeff

for all intents and purposes he is straight except for jeff.

by Sickomonster May 21, 2024