chicken and assholes

Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.

Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.

-or-

"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"

by King McCool May 23, 2008

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Chicken trucking

When someone farts a silent sickening fart, and others are walking by or behind them. These people trapped in the gas cloud proceed to gag and possibly vomit. The scent is similar to getting behind a chicken truck on the road while driving.

Student 1 : “Man I was walking behind Coach and he chicken trucked everyone in the hall. I think I saw a student vomiting.”
Student 2: “Yeah he sure loves Chicken trucking us poor helpless students!”

by DaddysBelt May 14, 2020

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Chicken Tops

little children fighting

dad: ben and chis, you are acting like a chicken tops

by Young Maggi June 23, 2018

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Side Chicken

Slightly scandalous leftovers you favor over the main dish.

Paul: Do you want some turkey? Brenda: No, I'll eat the side chicken.

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Chicken Tooth

The same spot between two teeth where food routinely gets stuck and is difficult to remove. Stringy meats (I.e. chicken or pot roast) are the most common foods that get stuck in this spot.

I've got a piece of steak stuck in my chicken tooth again.

by pncruse August 11, 2014

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Chicken Clit

an act during sexual intercourse when the penis of a male touches the clit of a woman, it becomes the chicken clit.

Cock meets Clit, the Chicken Clit.

I just did some crazy chicken clit last night with Becky, had her squawking.

1: Just had some nice sex last night!

2: that's fun, but did u perform Chicken Clit?

1: nope :(

by Sano Cultist November 28, 2021

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