Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.
Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all
by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018
Get the Wilson tanmug. A shitty person who likes to leave his kids bc his broke ass mf self is stupid and he is a drug addict
by SpreadPositivity😍 January 14, 2022
Get the Brian Wilsonmug. by Fenbork December 18, 2023
Get the David Wilson humormug. A really dumb person. He does not think at all. He gets caught up on a girl and blows everyone off. Non reliable.
by Millerlife69 January 28, 2020
Get the Wilsonmug. A nice gut but can often feel obliged to add humor unnecessarily in order to impress others present.
He's that guy that posts a random emoji or stupidly unfunny meme that there is no way to respond to on a groupchat.
Good fun to be around in person though and kind of attractive.
He's that guy that posts a random emoji or stupidly unfunny meme that there is no way to respond to on a groupchat.
Good fun to be around in person though and kind of attractive.
by FBLASIFB April 17, 2021
Get the Rory Wilsonmug. When a woman who has a heavy flow and still proceeds to have sex then puts the blood on her hand and smacks her partner in the chest after completion. Meaning a mixture of blood and semen
"I just Wilsoned that bitch."
by Hoeislife October 31, 2017
Get the Wilsonedmug. A person who is godlier than a Benji and has a 24-inch dick that created man. He is a fun loving person.
by Willyj123456 October 22, 2018
Get the Wilson (person)mug.