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The absolute most catastrophic event in the Earth's history, should it happen.

The BBC will send out an emergency broadcast alert, all motorways in the UK will be shut apart from emergency services and military personnel. Southampton will be relegated to the Championship, Pareth Pouthgate will sign a new contract with England, Tesco will stop its £3.50 meal deal, Alex Turner will no longer want to be part of The Strokes, an asteroid will be on a crash collision course with Earth and nothing can be done about it, Pisstiano Penaldo and Parry Pane will both score hattricks against Southampton, Portsmouth will win the Caribou cup again, Bluestar Bus will stop its £1 fares after 6PM, Domino's will no longer do Two for Tuesday, Pizza Hut will stop its £5 favourites, Papa Johns will stop its £8.99 large pizza collection deal, Virgin Media will go out of business, the sale of Elf Bar vapes will be banned in the UK, the servers for Call of Duty World at War will shut down, labour will lose the next general election. These aren't all the events that will happen and just the ones I have on the top of my head...
Spack No.2:MUUUUUUUUM! JACK'S SPANKING AGAIN!

Rishi Sunak or who ever the fuck is PM at the time: "You must ration all essential supplies now and limit outside contact"
by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022
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Spanked ass

Ugly; unsightly

What an ass looks like after it has been spanked multiple times leaving a bruise or red marks.
That girls face looks like spanked ass or that building looks like spanked ass.
by Mag83 November 7, 2025
mugGet the Spanked assmug.

spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.
I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.
by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017
mugGet the spank robberymug.

Daily Spanking Moments

The Youtube channel 'Daily Warzone Moments' if it was dedicated to spanking!
Jack, Daily Spanking Moments just uploaded and... and... JACK, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE NOW! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
mugGet the Daily Spanking Momentsmug.

spank zone

by PuncherOfTrees November 4, 2023
mugGet the spank zonemug.

mental spanking

When a person, usually a woman with love in her heart, plays with your soul just gently enough to slap it hard with a wooden spoon.
I love a good mental spanking, but it can take a while to appreciate. I pity the fool who was the me until this epiphany.
by jasonSkeen July 30, 2023
mugGet the mental spankingmug.

spanking the lady monkey

A woman, of any age that is pleasuring herself via masturbation. She can be using a sex toy or her fingers in this act.
Carol was so busy spanking the lady monkey she didn’t notice she’d spilled her margarita all over the bed.
by Old crazy momma November 10, 2020
mugGet the spanking the lady monkeymug.

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