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Rusty Snatch

An extremely smelly vagina that has a metallic twang to its odor. Origins include bad hygiene and a female being within the menstrual cycle window.
I tried to go down on this girl last night and she had a rusty snatch. It smelled like a rotten bag of old pennies.
by DonkeyDongDoug October 2, 2018
mugGet the Rusty Snatchmug.

office snatch

Female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. AIM is her BFF, helping her create and feed office rumors.

It's common in office snatches to whine about being overworked. Typically, they're cold creatures known for turning up the thermostat to the displeasure of fellow coworkers.

Many seem pregnant but in the majority of cases they are indeed just full-time bitches, and not pregnant. It's important to beware and cautiously await announcement just in case.
If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting, then whines about warm chairs, I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.
by playfulpolly August 15, 2011
mugGet the office snatchmug.

snatch a smash

1) The equivalent of a one night stand.

2) To have sex at any given moment for no particular reason.
1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"

2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."
by Ilikechicken37 July 12, 2017
mugGet the snatch a smashmug.

snatch hatchet

Much like whipped... when someone is ruled by their female counterpart. Meaning he or she does whatever the other (the Snatch Hatchet) pleases in any and all situations for fear of losing said snatch.
She totally laid down the snatch hatchet on him tonight!
by Drinkin_in_TX December 27, 2010
mugGet the snatch hatchetmug.

Snatch gannet

A human male who enjoys pursuing hot females for the purposes of sex. Similar to a poonhound.
My mate Phil is such a snatch gannet.
by CoCo25 January 16, 2010
mugGet the Snatch gannetmug.

snatch sneeze

A particularly violent expulsion of gas from the vagina during or after sexual intercourse. Unlike a regular queef, a snatch sneeze usually occurs in a series, known as a snatch sneezing fit.
"Did you here about Jake?"
"No, what happened?"
"Some girl snatch sneezed on him last night!"
"Wow that is embarrassing..."
by Wooglin Frowns March 15, 2014
mugGet the snatch sneezemug.

Snatch Drought

The process in which a male penis momentarily exits a wet vagina, only to find on re-entry it's like hitting dry wall or drought like conditions.
OMG I've just hit a dry wall!!! WTF happened?

Sorry babe, I'm experiencing a temporary snatch drought.
by reido1974 August 3, 2011
mugGet the Snatch Droughtmug.

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