daddy shrek

code word for your crush.

Omg look is daddy shrek over there!

by Daddyshrekinator October 19, 2019

Shrek

Shrek was a gift not a gift from God but God was a gift from Shrek

We love Shrek way too much

by The Quandale Dingle May 4, 2022

Shrek

The ogre GOD who has blessed us with memes

ALL HAIL SHREK

by w h y November 20, 2021

Shrek Neck

When your poop is green

I just had a shrek neck and I think I need to see a doctor

by Mr. Cat Guy October 7, 2022

shrek lord

My Dad

How’d you enjoy them Donk Momos, Shrek Lord?

by So super hot October 23, 2017

shrek

A sexy green man with a sexy green penis that penetrates its victims filling them with onion cum.

timmy: shrek got me last night...
billy: fuck i think im next

by bhdsjfbxfbuies March 5, 2017

Shrek

A unit of time. A shrek is the length of the movie Shrek (In other words, 1 hour 35 minutes). Shrek is a currently unpopular measurement system that will hopefully grow to be used across the world during this decade

Son: "Mom, when will dinner be ready?"
Mom: "In half a Shrek, son." (47.5 minutes)

by Salmonellq April 26, 2020