Owen is a slightly disturbing, but great friend. He may think so, but no girl is out of his league(they might be out of his peripheral vision though). He will cross his legs, put his hands on his chin, elbow on the table, and say "so tell me all about the gossip." He gives you advice(some of it isn't applicable but still appreciate the gesture)on your boyfriend, your friends, and just life. He's really cool and one of the funniest guys you'll know. His jokes may be a bit...intense but he's hilarious once you get to know him.
Person 1: Oh my God, how dare that guy make a joke that racist!
Person 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Owen is hilarious!
Person 2: I don't know what you're talking about. Owen is hilarious!
by RoxanneRitch February 23, 2023
95% of the time is a rapist. The owen i know has recently had some struggles so he takes his anger out on young innocent women.
Owen: *forces himself on an extremely ugly female such as katie rogan*
The boys: Are you fucking retarded she has barnacles for teeth.
Owen: Yo what the fuck happened last night bro i was so fucked up i couldn’t even see straight i smoked a joint and had 15 beers.
The boys: Are you fucking retarded she has barnacles for teeth.
Owen: Yo what the fuck happened last night bro i was so fucked up i couldn’t even see straight i smoked a joint and had 15 beers.
by the craccen November 06, 2019
Dumb ass faggot who no one is friends with. He is ugly and will never get a girl also acts like he is black but is the whitest kid ever born. Also says he has a dick but actually has a coochie
by PonocoMoco November 10, 2019
by Bellabellabean March 02, 2020
Owen is a very emotional and sensitive guy with a hard time expressing his emotions and getting close with people. He is the type of guy to have an egirl as his favorite drug and simp for her. Owens get really sensitive drug addicts who have severe nicotine with drawl. Even though he is very sensitive and worried about losing his egirl all the time, he’s actually very loving and caring. Owen is a funny guy when he isn’t repeating his jokes all the time and doesn’t talk about how much he hates his family 24/7. Owens also acts like a Kyle when he’s very mad.
fat blonde bitch: “wow owen is a cutie with a fat gut”
14yr old fat girl:”I wanna send him my chunky ass cheeks”
Spencer:” Owen is a real ass nigga even though he owes me $150 in drugs”
lizz:”That Fake asian Owen is ugly”
14yr old fat girl:”I wanna send him my chunky ass cheeks”
Spencer:” Owen is a real ass nigga even though he owes me $150 in drugs”
lizz:”That Fake asian Owen is ugly”
by Tinniggertus December 09, 2019
A very hot, smart, funny, cute, adorable, awesome, baller, athletic, attractive, has a girl named Brooke, is tall, has a big brain, and is lit
Owen is my idol
by Vikingowen November 02, 2021