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Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.
by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014
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Lobster Buffet

Buttering up your genitals and letting your partner eat it like juice lobster.
I didn’t know butter had a place in the bedroom but then I tried the lobster buffet”
by Burt f March 15, 2023
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lobster kiss

When you and your girl are kissing and you pinch each other's butts
Hey wanna lobster kiss?
Ew no
by Kford123 June 20, 2017
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Lobster Legion

The army of lobster fanatics that make their home in a Discord server. Led by the Lobster Lady, moderated by Centurions and the Legionnaires making up the members.
Join us. Join us. Join us. Become a Legionnaire today, and fight for our marine cause.
Lobster Lady: Welcome to the Lobster Legion, new Legionnaire!
Legionnaire: Thank you, I will now become a lobster.
by Lobster Lady March 6, 2023
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Larry The Not Lobster

Larry The Not Lobster is a stuffed Scorpion that was mistaken to be a Lobster. He's always grumpy and doesn't like new people, he shows this by making a mooing sound and attacks them with his claws.

He likes Bluey the Whale who is his best friend and love watching wrestling together.

Larry loves getting more attention than everyone else because he's special.

He has his own song that goes LAAARRYYY THE NOT LOBSTER which gets repeated a number of times and then he does a cute little dance.

But at the end of the day he loves nothing more than climbing into his egg sock and getting snug at the end of the day and going to leep.
larry The Not Lobster
by Lord Mountevans August 26, 2017
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lobster baking

when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red
Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"
by Yuenglingling February 5, 2012
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