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jon asle

halla kara jon asle berg her. ev æ mæ? sid is often refered to jon asle.
jon asle -det æ gunsti kara
by quickscoper29 January 10, 2018
mugGet the jon aslemug.

Jon Wood

Slang for a "moron"
"Dont be a Jon Wood, bro"
by JustActualReality May 2, 2018
mugGet the Jon Woodmug.

Jon

by Max_mayfield August 6, 2022
mugGet the Jonmug.

Jon

Gay faggot. Has first recorded case of Down syndrome. Usually characterized by its large gaping forehead and low vocabulary
by Jon is shit May 13, 2018
mugGet the Jonmug.
The BEST videojuego that has ever existed. A kid named Tobias Shepherd loves the game so much that he and Krocco10 play Fortnite all the time and grind challenges to try to get to level 200 every season, and if they don't get to level 200, they buy levels.
Tobias: Krocco10, let's play Fortnite cool epic 360 Jon Groller feet Zimbabwe!
Krocco10: YAY FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon Groller: Toby, can I be your big boy and play with you and Krocco10?
Tobias: Sure, Jon! Let's play!
by PineappleMan43 May 26, 2023
mugGet the Fortnite cool epic 360 Jon Groller feet Zimbabwemug.

Jon V.

Puerto Rican in his early 30s heavily tatted and probably sleeps on his motorcycle shaped bed naked just bearing his Gold Chain.
Jon V. Is bae
by Anonymous1984boi November 22, 2021
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Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.
Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?
by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021
mugGet the Strain’n on the Jonmug.

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