cock jockey

when a straight man simps for another man purely because hes popular.

jack coffey is a cock jockey fam
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by james purdy October 29, 2020

Book Jockey

A word that typically means nerd. But you can use it as a way to describe someone as annoying as shit. Just imagine the most annoying person you know. That’s a book jockey.

*Kid Talks*
You: Shut the fuck you punk ass book jockey.

by IDurfedYoMom September 25, 2019

Knob jockey

A male who believes he is always right but talks like the shitty farts escaping his arsehole

That pauls a right knob jockey he believes his own shit talk n fart speak

by anonymous November 5, 2020

alien jockey

a man who has a fetish with aliens

(a woman with the fetish is called an alien dockey)

guy 1 : had girl dress up as an alien before intercourse

Guy 2 : that's fucking gross you alien jockey

by hipptyhopptydontstoppity August 2, 2014

Chicken Jockey

A mob from the game Minecraft which is a baby zombie riding a chicken. Its reference in A Minecraft Movie causes rowdy teenagers to throw popcorn and light fireworks...

A: Get ready bro, he's about to say it!
B: Come on, Come on!
A:CHICKEN JOCKEYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
B:CHIICKEN JOOCKEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Absolute pandemonium breaks out!

by zooweemama42069 May 1, 2025

Chicken Jockey

A phrase said by jack black in a Minecraft movie. It has caused chaos and utter destruction in all movie theaters.

Jack Black: Chicken Jockey

by SparePizza47094 April 12, 2025

Knob-Jockey

A Knob-Jockey is someone who jockeys a knob

Aiden - "I know how to ride cock like an absolute pro, I should be in porn, sad my penis is too small"
Brad - "Your such a Knob-Jockey"

by Yuppy_254 April 13, 2023