bag job

a woman with a face so ugly, you could only stand having sex with her if she put her head in a paper bag

see also: BOBFOC, Butterface

"omg, that girl is damn ugly!"
"she got a nice body though"
"definately a bag job"

by Decrepit Cucumber May 31, 2007

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blarf job

When a girl throws up on your cock while giving you a blow job.

After dinner, because my girl was on the rag, she decided to blow me, but apparently dinner didn't sit right with her and she ended up giving me a blarf job.

by Gabe & Mickey August 07, 2006

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Rebound Job

A job you take when you've recently lost or feel you are about to lose another (usually better) job. The rebound job is likely not in one's chosen career path, and often its only purpose is for the worker to earn money while searching for a more suitable (better paying/career-advancing) position.

Waiting tables is just my rebound job, since I was just layed-off from a great Marketing company. I've gotta pay the bills until I can find another good Advertising job!

by bridgetron June 01, 2010

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Cod-Job

When ones girlfriend or wife gives a man a blowjob whilst he rapes ass at CoD4/CoD5/ or MW:2

Dude, your girlfriends so badass, I bet she'd give you a Cod-Job

by kid'skid November 08, 2009

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tit job

To place a penis between a pair of breast and the woman moves her own breasts, typically with her hands, in a back and fourth motion to stimulate the penis. Similar to a titty fuck, only the woman is doing the work.

male 1> I really want to titty fuck Felica's giant boobs.
male 2> I'm lazy, I'd rather she just gave me a tit job.

by SJB-JD April 17, 2007

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