Grundle Bump

To bump one grundle against another, much like scissoring between two people, but can occur between any gender mix. It can occur in rapid succession.

Last night we got hammered and tried to have sex but we just ended up grundle bumping.

by The Realest June 16, 2017

Speed bumped

Getting humped in a motion of going over a speed bump

Fred speed bumped john

by Yguvgfcifcyiivyt August 15, 2017

Bump dump

The act of needing to take a shit immediately due to the fact that your cocaine is on the way!

Omg I got take a bump dump but it's all good cuz that just mean that Andy's here!!

by Breanna ,Vesey-Davis May 24, 2020

Bump Kump

When you use your large sagging wee wee to pop a pimple on your significant others face. To add on you also may excrete your load into the pimple to form a new one

Darlene that's a nasty pimple you got there, mind if I give it a Bump Kump?

by Mink Moonk August 10, 2017

Bayou Bump

When your need a little bit extra der sumptin you need a little bayou bump.

Excuse me der can I get a little bayou bump from ya?

by Horsecockenbukkake October 5, 2019

bump jumpin

Continuous one night stands

Now that he's divorced he's bump jumpin from girl to girl

by brock-o-mom December 13, 2014

bumping pretties

The exact opposite of bumping uglies. If two ugly people are bumping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having sex in an intense fashion.

Yeah, Tina and Doug were in the closet bumping pretties, good looking motherf------!

by Beyoncémime December 6, 2015