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man wine

Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.
Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.
by a1miller October 27, 2011
mugGet the man winemug.

Ant man

The legend that saved the world by going up Thanos's butthole.
Wow, ant man is my savior
by TheCommunistNugget April 25, 2019
mugGet the Ant manmug.

Man spam

The act of spamming social media with excessive images of your man.
Amy: Why didn't you post that snap of you and Ronald to your story?

Tina: I'm gonna post more later. Didn't wanna man spam my followers
by stiwimpski June 18, 2017
mugGet the Man spammug.

slaw man

a man that likes slaw and jumps on dogs and spill peoples drinks. a real legend.
"He spilled my drink! It must of been a slaw man"
by slawwwwsalemaiee December 16, 2019
mugGet the slaw manmug.

Man Stock

Man stock or Man-stock; The amount of manlyness that a man has and changes frequently like the stock market. Can be increased by things like 3 sums, beer pong champion, shooting the biggest animal or catching the biggest fish. Can be decreased by things like being destroyed in Madden, getting destroyed in fantasy football, or being afraid to get dirty.
Arick just destroyed Aran in Madden 54-7. Man stock down!
by mr.bell September 28, 2009
mugGet the Man Stockmug.

Man nipples

Two hot af jiggly jabbly jugs of heaven
I’m sexually attracted to your man nipples.
by Skdbkdnd February 27, 2020
mugGet the Man nipplesmug.

Liechtenstein-Man

A part time underwear seller, part time rapist, and An overrated Portuguese tap-in penalty merchant who likes to score goals against farmers and plumbers from newly discovered countries or their clubs. He terrorizes these 125+ ranked nations with his insane 2 yard tapin masterclasses. He is a well known International Fraud known for ghosting for 89 minutes and when his teammate wins a penalty, he comes in for the limelight. He is truly finished

Other aliases : LithuaniaMan, NorwichMan, EuropaLeagueMan, Luxembourg Slayer, Aquaman of Football, Rejection King, Mr. 007 (or Penalbond), The Bench God, GCOAT (Greatest Cheerleader Of All Time), Team Destroyer, Teammates Career killer, Credit stealer, Fans phone breaker, Curtis Jones' ball beater, Dubai d'or owner, Elon Musk satellite destroyer, Armband Throwing winner, The New Christoper Colombus, The law abiding citizen of Penaltyspotia.
Liechtenstein-Man scored a penalty against a country with a population of a small town!
by Jack Bootlip March 23, 2023
mugGet the Liechtenstein-Manmug.

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