Spoon Licker

A person who licks spoons before returning them to the cutlery drawer
I'm a spoon licker, I'm going to come to your house and lick all your spoons and put them back in the drawer
by Shawnus October 13, 2010
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vertical spooning

J.Depp is my dream vertical spoonage partner
by hi March 16, 2005
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caramel spoon

a caramel spoon is a spoon full of caramel

also known as the caramel hair ball or the caramel hair spoon

in other cases it will be a hyper caramel spoon where the galaxy hat and time pants get involved

only 2 people in the world can handle the caramel spoon marissa and tyler

masters of the almighty caramel spoon
"samus could eat a caramel spoon "
by kmmgreen5 August 17, 2008
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Fancy A Spoon

A question asked to someone who the user wishes to make a fool of, or 'burn'. It can be flawed, as it relies heavily upon the person asked, answering 'why?' as seen in the example given below.
1st Person: Fancy A Spoon?
2nd Person: Why?
1st Person: So You Can Eat My Ass!
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spoon man

An almighty being full of power and beauty. The spoon man is perfect in every way possible and deserves all the love and respect in the world. We worship spoon man and spoon man alone.
Spoon man: I am the almighty spoon man
filthy heathen: ah yes spoon man bless us with your wisdom and power
by breadturtle September 11, 2019
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Eat that with a spoon

Used to describe a smoking ass fox! A real good looking piece of ass! means your gonna go down on her all day!
Jesus, look at her. What a fox! I'd eat that with a spoon!
by romdo308 October 07, 2013
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A Rusty Spoon

Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.
Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!
by InvictusTotalis April 12, 2016
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