by anonymous February 26, 2025
Get the Spankmug. A spanko who enjoys spanking play with all genders. They may identify as straight or gay and have a preferred gender that they play with but also enjoy spanking other genders as well. Or, they could identify as bisexual or pansexual and enjoy spanking all genders.
Who you like to spank is not necessarily in accordance with who you are sexually attracted to. Some people like platonic spankings.
Who you like to spank is not necessarily in accordance with who you are sexually attracted to. Some people like platonic spankings.
Person 1: Do you know if that female top plays with women? I heard she has a boyfriend and is a straight girl.
Person 2: Yeah! She's pan-spank-sual. I've seen her use the hairbrush on a naughty young lady before.
Person 2: Yeah! She's pan-spank-sual. I've seen her use the hairbrush on a naughty young lady before.
by girlwhogetsspanked March 26, 2024
Get the pan-spank-sualmug. spank·noid (sp angk 'noid)
n.
The sphenoid bone.
adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.
v.
1. What she "says" in class.
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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
n.
The sphenoid bone.
adj.
1. Wedge-shaped.
2. Of or relating to the sphenoid bone.
v.
1. What she "says" in class.
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spank·noidal (-noidl) adj.
by mabecorp April 25, 2010
Get the spank-noidmug. Wet spankings is when one of your homies leaves the toilet lid up when they use the bathroom before you and then when you go in and inevitably fall ass first into the toilet all 10 of your homies barge into the bathroom and take turns spanking your wet ass
The foreskin goblin is a fat bastard (not the fat bastard from the hit movie Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged me ) who deserves wet spankings.
by John_ green_go_meow April 19, 2020
Get the wet spankingsmug. by Idk_Chad_or_something October 21, 2021
Get the Spankmug. Similar to Spanking The Monkey.
When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
When you have a really hairy bush and jerk off, so hairy that you aren't just Spanking The Monkey anymore, you're Spanking The Gorilla.
Matt resorted to Spanking The Gorilla all night long after not receiving anything more than a handjob from his girlfriend earlier that day.
by sdasdsadd June 20, 2016
Get the Spanking The Gorillamug. A spanking you give to your adult offspring after you find out something atrocious they did as a child.
Bobby jr. may be 40 now but he still needs a retroactive spanking for taking his papaws truck and trading it for Pokémon cards.
by 1Bigreg64 June 3, 2025
Get the Retroactive spankingmug.