snatch a smash

1) The equivalent of a one night stand.

2) To have sex at any given moment for no particular reason.

1) "Yo, I snatched a smash last night and it was TIGHT!"
"Righteous, bro!"

2)"hey baby, let's snatch a smash real quick."
"Alright, but I have to leave in an hour."

by Ilikechicken37 July 12, 2017

office snatch

Female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. AIM is her BFF, helping her create and feed office rumors.

It's common in office snatches to whine about being overworked. Typically, they're cold creatures known for turning up the thermostat to the displeasure of fellow coworkers.

Many seem pregnant but in the majority of cases they are indeed just full-time bitches, and not pregnant. It's important to beware and cautiously await announcement just in case.

If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting, then whines about warm chairs, I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.

by playfulpolly August 15, 2011

snatch hatchet

Much like whipped... when someone is ruled by their female counterpart. Meaning he or she does whatever the other (the Snatch Hatchet) pleases in any and all situations for fear of losing said snatch.

She totally laid down the snatch hatchet on him tonight!

by Drinkin_in_TX December 27, 2010

Snatch Drought

The process in which a male penis momentarily exits a wet vagina, only to find on re-entry it's like hitting dry wall or drought like conditions.

OMG I've just hit a dry wall!!! WTF happened?

Sorry babe, I'm experiencing a temporary snatch drought.

by reido1974 August 3, 2011

Snatch Gobbler

Slang term for lesbian.

That Ellen sure is a snatch gobbler.

by Vengeful Ghost October 29, 2011

snatch patrol

A man so addicted to a female's pussy, he becomes obsessed, controlling, and goes into stalking mode, making sure she never gives the pussy up to anyone else.

Chris is so addicted to Bridget's pussy, he's on snatch patrol.

by Dixie Crystal January 13, 2017

snatch musk

A vaginal scent that is offensive to the senses, especially through having a disgusting smell.
"a foul odor"

As I was standing in a line full of women, I happened upon a foul musky odor which I can only describe as vaginal.
Foul odor snatch musk

by Syd12668 March 17, 2017