Similiar to the Hoop Earring Theory. The size of the dog correlates the level of a woman's promiscuity. The smaller the breed, the higher level of promiscuity.
"Hey man, I met this girl at the dog park. She's got a chihuahua, and she seems into me."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."
"She is into everyone man, its the Small Dog theory."
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a person i once know stated that he was going to clap them small but gentle cheeks so i wanted to share it with you all
"look at her small but gentle cheeks"
"bro how do you know they are small but gentle"
" i don't f*ckin know"
"bro how do you know they are small but gentle"
" i don't f*ckin know"
by bloodhero November 19, 2018
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A sick twisted weird cunt who resides in the inbred town on Ingham, QLD.
Has been know as the local simple man caught numerous times at the local park trying to lure kiddies to touch his tictac sized dick.
Also tries to sell his fathers boston whaler 225 on facebook but in stead is just trying to lure people to travel 250kms to touch his tictac and is known to get very offended when someone says they aren’t coming.
A sick twisted weird cunt who resides in the inbred town on Ingham, QLD.
Has been know as the local simple man caught numerous times at the local park trying to lure kiddies to touch his tictac sized dick.
Also tries to sell his fathers boston whaler 225 on facebook but in stead is just trying to lure people to travel 250kms to touch his tictac and is known to get very offended when someone says they aren’t coming.
Person1. Hey see that man over there near the playground holding a Tictac?
Person2. Oh that’s just the retarded Trent Powell trying to show his dick to kiddies “small dick kiddie fucker”
Person2. Oh that’s just the retarded Trent Powell trying to show his dick to kiddies “small dick kiddie fucker”
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Get the Small dick kiddie fucker mug.When you see a parking space in a lot that looks empty, only to find out upon pulling up that a small car is in the space. Also abbreviated as SCFO.
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