Sir Galahadn't

What da always-a-virgin knight really should have been called.

As he'd sworn off of any romantic relationships, Sir Galahadn't must have been really struggling with his emotions whenever he rescued a damsel in distress.

by QuacksO August 15, 2025

Sir Geoffrey

A pink finger size 10 speed vibrator causing the lords name to be taken in vain.

The bold boyfriend used the Sir Geoffrey to make his gentle girlfriend squirt.

by Mr. Anderson and Meep Deep September 29, 2025

Sir Chapman

The Sir Chapman (noun)
When passion meets sweat, fluids and fun on a countertop. Usually involves two consenting adults, a lot of enthusiasm, and a post-event “slip and slide” situation. Known for leaving both participants dizzy, the kitchen unrecognisable, and the cleaning supplies questioning their life choices.

All the sweat and juices pooled on the countertop, only one thing for it, the Sir Chapman!

by Daisy Boo October 15, 2025

fine sir

A polite expression of respect for a gentleman who hath spoken kindly, used to balance gratitude and decorum, for when ‘thanks’ feeleth too plain

"why thank you, fine sir." (english or australian accent for maximum effect.

by chulitaaa October 24, 2025

M3d sir

An awesome guy who respects Naisha and calls her ma'am

He that m3d sir

by Duckiethemotherducker November 22, 2021

sir tnss

Person 1: have you heard of sir tnss school?
Person 2 :whoa that beautiful hell😂, that school is going to be a barber shop soon😂

Sir tnss this school is well known for getting free haircuts.

by Paljor November 23, 2021

Sir tnss

Person 1:have you heard of sir tnss school?
Person2: oh ya wow,that school is going to be barber shop soon😂.

Sir tnss this school is well known for getting free haircuts.

by Paljor November 23, 2021